dear uvu testing center,

we need to talk..

today, i visited y'all!

(not by choice, might i add.)

when i came in -

i was a very sleepy,

but nonetheless, healthy college student.

yet, i had the privilege of
spending three hours of my life with y'all

as i took a math test.

once, i finally finished
i left with an unexpected present!

so sweet and all,
but y'all really didn't have to..

thanks to your other visitors

that were coughing and sneezing

the whole time i was there,

i now have a runny nose

and the inability to stop sneezing!

i truly have a new love for y'all now,

and i anticipate next time we meet SO much more.

but hey.. just a request,

you should try to put all the sicklings together..

so, people like me don't get unexpected presents.

yours truly,

mallory blair.